Monday, November 15, 2010

Sleepy sleepy sleepy.

I'm sure it hasn't escaped anyone's attention that I haven't blogged for a month and a half. I just get into ruts where I just don't have anything to say.... the rut still isn't gone, so I'm posting a g-mail conversation I had with my friend Bryce back in March. When I found it, I laughed out loud, and still wish that this were possible.... If only this invention existed. If only....

me
: that's good... i oddly have not gotten tired enough for a nap today... i think it's cause i've gone to bed before midnight this week..
Bryce: i just ran out of ink...good times.
Ha, I took a 10 minute nap an hour or so ago
me: ha ha
Bryce: bliss
7:01 PM me: those really can be. unless you wake up two and a half hours later. that's the worst.
Bryce: and then you can't sleep at night
and the cycle continues
me: ah sleep. how you control my mood, and my day, and my life
7:02 PM i desperately love my friend sleep, but we generally don't get along. i guess it's a love hate relationship.
Bryce: haha
I agree
7:03 PM sleep, he's an interesting one
me: He likes to tease
7:04 PM Bryce: and the jokes on us
cuz he always wins
7:05 PM me: I know it
I think he's roommates with Satan.
Bryce: HAHA
and they love to go tubing together
7:06 PM me: Indeed. Indeed they do. And the inner tube is gigantic.
7:07 PM Bryce: Satan loves it
Sleep is indifferent
he just likes to learn Satan's tricks
and use them on us
I wish we could store sleep
7:08 PM me: Oh my gosh. That would be amazing. Like rollover minutes. When you sleep to long you can keep them for when you don't get enough sleep.
Bryce: You could decide, ok, for the next week, I'm gong to stockpile my sleep
7:09 PM and then use it for months
We should invent a device to capture it
7:11 PM me: Oh man. If only. Like, next week, I don't really have time to sleep on Monday or Tuesday, and I leave for Cali on Wednesday. I don't work Saturday, so I could just take like a 6 hour nap and load up for next week.