Rachel's Dictionary

For my Adolescent Literature class we recently read a book called Freak the Mighty. I give it about a 7, but that' s besides the point. One of the main characters writes his own version of a dictionary, and as an assignment for the class, I did the same. It ended up being pretty funny, cause let's be honest, I'm hilarious. So, I thought I'd go ahead and post it...

Achmed the Dead Terrorist- a really funny puppet
Bologna- a silly spelling for disgusting sandwich meat
Clammy- a word for gross hands
Deja Vu- frustrating repeats of your day
Ehnic- something I wish I was
Fur- how Utahns say "for"
Grenadine- fancy way of saying cherry flavoring
Hick- name for people from Spanish Fork
Idiot- someone who's hard to talk to
Jamboree- some secret camp that all boy scouts go to
Karma- boomerang effect
Liverwurst- the worst of a liver, something very bad
Moun'ain- the way people from Utah say mountain
Normal- something that no one is
One- the loneliest number
Phat- me: pretty, hot, and tempting
Quarter- something that will buy you bubblegum
Rachel- coolest name ever
S-word- naughty word
Thermos- a magical instrument that keeps things hot or cold
Unicorn- they exist.
Viagra- something that my mom won't tell me about
Wadder- the way we pronounce "water" for some weird reason....
X chromosome- the thing that makes you smart
Y chromosome- the thing that makes you less smart
Zylophone- the way xylophone ought to be spelled..

Watch out Webster...
Rach :')